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(dramatic music)

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(ink marker squeaking)

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(dramatic music)

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- [Mistress Miranda] May I have a volunteer please?

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Yes, you in the polka dot dress.

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Now remember ladies, grip, wrist, follow.

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Let me see your grip.

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Very good!

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Now repeat after me,

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- Bernard,

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- [Female in polka dot dress] Bernard,

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you've been a bad boy.

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- [Female in polka dot dress] you've been a bad boy.

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- [Mistress Miranda] Follow through.

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(whip cracking)

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- Ouch!

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(loud applause)

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- You did wonderful.

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(loud applause)

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- Come on everybody let's give a big hand.

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Thank you everyone.

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- Wow, this Alice has gotta be some kinda woman huh Stella?

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(dog barking)

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(laughter)

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- I don't know what brought be to Mistress Miranda's,

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circumstances I guess I don't know.

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Or I could have been the add I heard on the radio.

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- [Female in polka dot dress] Or it could have been

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the fact that I needed a real change in my life.

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(applause)

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- And now ladies step number two, dressing for power.

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(roaring applause)

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- [Announcer] Ladies, welcome to our dungeon,

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and newest Haute couture of domination.

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(dramatic music)

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From this falls collection Mistress Angelica

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is wearing our most popular outfit,

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complete with whip, stilettos, and this unique mask.

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Available now for a retail price of $99.95.

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From Budapest Mistress Dushanka,

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the former world winner lion tamer, and her slave Yanose.

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She is wearing a one of a kind ensemble,

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designed for further quick control.

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(applause)

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Ensemble including chain, collar,

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and mask will be available next year

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only through our catalog.

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This irresistible early spring outfit

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for the hostess who will stop at nothing

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to entertain her guests.

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The shiny boots are made of recyclable fine Italian plastic,

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on sale for only $299.95.

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(dramatic music)

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Notice ladies when handling two men,

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chain must be thicker and stronger,

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constructed from space age metals

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they are light, beautiful, and safe.

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Mistress Chow Lee is from Tibet,

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she's using a combination of mind control

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and good old fashion feminine ingenuity,

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resulting in complete submission

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from these two dangerous outlaws.

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(applause)

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(dramatic music)

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Chains are sold separately by the yard,

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and compliment with silver

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are available at the door.

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For those of you who are entertaining pair

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silver is also found to be a color of power.

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Look how they compliment each other

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working as good mistress, bad mistress.

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(dramatic music)

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Bikini bottom is optional.

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Remember leather, rubber, and silk equals power and control!

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Ladies, I give you our designer Mistress Miranda.

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(applause)

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- [Female blue dress] Mistress Miranda offered me a job,

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it was exactly what I needed.

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If I could be in control,

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if I could tell someone else what to do

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instead of being told, I knew it would change my life.

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(dramatic music)

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- [Male Submissive] No, no, more, uh more, yes.

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(metal squeaking)

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- Pretty harmless really,

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he likes to get dizzy and then kiss her feet.

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- [Female blue dress] That would be

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an easy one to start with,

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- No, not interesting enough for

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a woman of your potential,

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let's see.

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- Come on, sit, beg,

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(barking sound)

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beg. (barking sound)

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- He's the chairman of a big bank.

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- Come here, come on get the bone,

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(barking sound)

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I'm taking you back to the pound.

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- I don't know if I'm ready for this,

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I mean I want to be strong,

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I'm just not sure how committed I am.

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- Oh you'll be just fine baby,

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just remember you are entering into

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a contract of trust with your client right?

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You must be prepared

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to travel beyond anything you thought you could do,

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to make sure he gets what he came here for.

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(growling sound)

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- He's a vegetarian,

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he always asks for extreme cruelty no pain.

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(growling sound)

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And remember rule number one, no sex allowed!

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You may permit your client to kiss you where you dictate,

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he may touch himself, should that please you,

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but the real intimacy is between your mind.

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Oh yes him, perfect,

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he's new to the dungeon just like you.

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Now you're going to need a stage name,

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have you thought of one?

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- [Female blue dress] Eve.

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- Excellent, come we must find you the right outfit.

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(door opening)

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(Shoes on concrete)

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(door slamming shut)

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- Lower your eyes.

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I'm mistress Eve, and you're my slave,

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kneel.

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Head forward,

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(whip cracking)

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- Ass up, eyes down. - Ouch!

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Now Giuseppe, that's your name isn't it?

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- Yes Mistress Eve.

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- Why are you here?

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- Because I'm no good, women they...

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- What do they do?

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- They have these expectations of me,

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they rate my performance,

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good, not so good, poor, terrible.

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- Terrible Giuseppe?

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- (speaking in foreign language) Mistress Eve,

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that's what it's been lately.

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I came here to America to be a cook,

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start as a busboy,

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and the women they all say,

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"You're such a cute boy,"

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and pass me notes and give me money.

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- What exactly are you trying to tell me Giuseppe?

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- So they can rate my performance.

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- Performance!

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- In bed Mistress Eve, in bed.

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- I'm going to ask you one more time,

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and this time don't bullshit me, don't lie to me.

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Why are you here?

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- My mamma, I call home

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and tell my mamma about my new car, my new clothes.

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- And what does she say?

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- And she say,

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"How does my Giuseppe make this in Los Angeles?"

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so I tell her and she say,

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"(speaking in foreign language)."

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No, (whip cracking)

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English, speak English,

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head forward, ass up, eyes down, and speak English!

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Go on.

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- She say,

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"How that I should be shames of myself,

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how I am no more her son, how I break her heart."

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Mistress Eve I came here

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so you can help me break my bad habits.

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- Now repeat after me, "No more women for money."

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- How am I gonna leave?

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(whip cracking)

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Ouch!

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Who is gonna make my car payments?

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(whip cracking)

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Ouch, okay, good point, from now on no more women for money.

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I'm going to be a good boy and make my mamma proud.

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- [Mistress Eve] Right, - Ahh!

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you can go.

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- Oh that a girl.

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- She's gonna be just fine.

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- Thank you Mistress Eve.

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I'm gonna make you proud too, you'll see.

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(door opening and slamming closed)

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- [Mistress Eve] Who was he, and where did he come from?

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I had to find out.

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(applause)

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- [Announcer] Ladies, Giuseppe.

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(loud applause) (dramatic music)

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(opera music sung in a foreign language)

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(woman moaning)

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- [Woman In Red Car] Oh Giuseppe.

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(opera music sung in a foreign language)

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(door slamming)

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- Just because you have a pretty face

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do you think that makes you better than anyone else?

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- No Mistress Eve.

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- You come here and you lie to Mistress Eve!

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Admit it, you were with a woman for money,

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you love going with women for money, admit it.

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- No Mistress Eve that's not true...

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Okay so maybe it's a little bit true,

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but I only do it because I'm used to it,

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and because whatever I do I want to do a good job,

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it's only natural.

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- Repeat after me,

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"I humiliate myself by groveling at the feet of women."

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- I humiliate myself by groveling at the feet of women.

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- "I humiliate myself by faking passion."

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- I humiliate myself by faking passion.

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- "I humiliate myself by faking love."

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- I humiliate myself by faking love.

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- "I am a son who has brought dishonor to his mother."

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- I am a son...

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- [Mistress Eve] "Who has brought dishonor."

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- Who has brought dishonor to his mamma.

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- [Mistress Eve] "And to all who know me.

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- And to all who know me.

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- You really disappoint me Giuseppe.

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(whip cracking)

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(heavy breathing)

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- Thank you Mistress Eve you make my day,

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from now on no more women for money,

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I'm going to be my own man.

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- Promise?

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- Promise.

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(door opening)

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- Rule number two, never ever get involved with a client.

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- Thank you miss,

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only honest guy I've met and he's a gigolo.

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(dramatic music)

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(roaring applause)

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- Goodnight folks.

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Ladies, it's my last night.

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- [Audience] No!

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- The time has come for me to go out into

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the world and find out who Giuseppe is, you know inside.

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(roaring applause)

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I'm going to miss you all.

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(roaring applause)

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(opera music sung in a foreign language)

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- Hi.

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- Hi.

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- I saw your show tonight at the club.

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- Really?

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- I'm sorry your not going to be working anymore,

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I enjoyed watching you.

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- Thank you.

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- Do you come here a lot,

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is this one of your favorite restaurants?

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- It's my second home.

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I don't know what you heard about me,

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but whatever you heard it's behind me, I'm sorry.

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Maybe another place, another time?

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You've got such pretty eyes, pretty lips.

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- Thank you.

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- What about me buy you a plate of pasta, just that,

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and maybe some little red wine,

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we talk, what do you say?

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- Sure.

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(Italian jazz music)

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- Eat your pasta.

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- Your voice...

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- What about my voice?

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- It sounds, how do you say, familiar.

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- Familiar?

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- Uh huh, like somebody I know.

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- Who?

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- A woman, very special woman.

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- You know I never did anything like that before.

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Offer money to a man like that.

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- It's okay,

273
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we are both a little fucked up.

274
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(glasses clanking)

275
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- Please Mistress Eve hold me in your arms like a baby,

276
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it's too much for me out there,

277
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please Mistress Eve take care of me.

278
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Outside I met this woman who came to me with money,

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but she's not like the others,

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she was like you, strong with kind eyes.

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I promise you no more,

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so I walk away from her just like I promise I would.

283
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But...

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- But?

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- it broke my heart,

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because for the first time in my life I felt something,

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I want to be with her like a real man.

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- A real man Giuseppe?

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- (speaking in foreign language) Mistress Eve,

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like a real man, not for money but for love.

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(dramatic music)

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- How would you seduce this woman Giuseppe?

293
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- Soft Mistress Eve.

294
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- Not too soft.

295
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- Not too soft, never too soft.

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- How would you kiss her?

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- First her neck, then her forehead,

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the tip of her nose, her lips,

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then down to her breasts, her stomach,

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then inside of her thigh.

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(buzzing sound)

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It's not time yet, it can't be time yet.

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(door slamming)

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(High Heeled shoes on concrete)

305
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- That's it kids, your next client is waiting..

306
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- What do you mean next client, no more other client,

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I'm not done with Mistress Eve I need more time.

308
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- I'm sorry Giuseppe your time is up.

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(whip cracking)

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- No you no hit Giuseppe,

311
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nobody hit Giuseppe but his mamma and Mistress Eve.

312
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- That's it, I don't want you seeing him anymore,

313
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he's getting far to dependent on you.

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(door opening and slamming)

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(dramatic music)

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- I can't believe my eyes,

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I give you my heart and you make a pasta out of it.

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(door slamming)

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(car starting and wheels screeching)

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(dramatic music)

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(Italian jazz music)

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(slamming sound)

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- And I thought I found somebody to take home to mamma.

324
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- So what changed your mind?

325
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- I don't know which one you I am to take.

326
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- Well you better make up your mind

327
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which one of me you want.

328
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- Both, I want you to be both.

329
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- So what's your problem?

330
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- What am I supposed to tell mamma,

331
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if she ask me how we met?

332
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- Tell her the truth, she'll never believe it,

333
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no one's going to believe this.

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(dramatic music)

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- You guessed it, come June we got married,

336
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the gigolo and the dominatrix.

337
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When I finally told my mother how we met

338
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all she could do is scratch her head and say,

339
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"Sometimes you find love in the darnedest places."

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(dramatic music)

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If you looking and still haven't found her yet

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keep turning those rocks over,

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cause you just never know

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where that special someone is hiding.

345
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I mean you could find her anytime, anywhere, any place.

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(dramatic music)

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(whip cracking)

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(jazz music)